the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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