I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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