Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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