Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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