She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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