I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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