Sponge bath it is.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
So. Much. Porn.
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