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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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