She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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