Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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