would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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