How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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