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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again

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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful

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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.

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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.

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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar

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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.

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Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.

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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later

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(316): View more from Kansas

He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing

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New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit

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