have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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