She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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