Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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