Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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