how do flat chested girls get laid?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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