going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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