Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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