Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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