we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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