I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
