I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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