dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
