google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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