I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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