Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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