Plan B is the new Plan A
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
When are your genitals available?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I had to cum in my sink.
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