You're my little dorito
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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