I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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