hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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