I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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