Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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