i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Randomize
