I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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