Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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