Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
