I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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