i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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