Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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