Please, let me fuck your mom
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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