No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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