remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
