Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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