My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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