i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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