He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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