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Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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