sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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