READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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