Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
only if we run a train.
done.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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