did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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