Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I have aggressive nipples.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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