No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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